I married my best friend.

Today is mine and Jay's first wedding anniversary. This is the wonderful thing he posted to Facebook today.

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Funniest Survey Ever!

Full Name: Xanthar The Gelatinous Cube Birthday: I wasn’t born, I found under a mushroom (a magic one!) Height: a little shorter than my hair Eye Color: gelatinous cubes don’t have eyes Hair Color: gelatinous cubes don’t have hair Nicknames: Xanthar the

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A request to the universe: can things be just a touch easier?

I don't expect a handout, but boy, it sure would be nice if things were even just a tiny bit easier.

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My precious Fat Kitteh…

I’ll cut to the chase with no lead up. My oldest cat is dying. Jay and I are taking her to the vet tomorrow to have her humanely euthanized. This decision was as hard as any I’ve ever made.  It’s exactly as

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WHATT 0:06 Action News for 21-February

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How Does Bernie Sanders plan to pay for all this free stuff?

This post is rebroadcast from Berniementum and can be found here Bernie supporters know that all this “free” stuff isn’t really free. Someone has to pay somehow. But is it true that all this “free” stuff means higher taxes? If you came

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Changing Lives, One Vine at a Time

I am the product of the 1990s middle school and high school experience.  To say that it was a different time, would be an understatement.  I doubt that 18 year-old Eli would have made it out of high school with any dignity

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A random guitar lick Vine

So I’m starting to plan a good bit of original content for Vine and YouTube over the coming weeks.  Stay tuned to WHATT and FHATT for more!  In the meantime, this is a guitar lick that I posted recently.  Hope you’ll follow

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The funniest helpdesk case I’ve ever read

These are the actual notes from an actual helpdesk case that came through an actual call center that I was affiliated with some time ago.  I hope you find this as timelessly funny as I do!  INITIAL SUBMISSION FROM CUSTOMER PROBLEM DESCRIPTION:

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Being a female alone does not make you a President

All the candidates will tell you that they think that Americans have long memories and are perfectly capable for discerning major issues upon which to choose a candidate. If this is true, why spend the time and energy aligning with people

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